After 7 waves of attacks, the city of Porto Alegre, Brazil was liberated by xorgthezombie from the tyrannical leadership of strick9. Xorg forwent any diplomatic sniping, and delved right into besieging the city. Using rifles, cannons, swords, and farm equipment, these elite commandos were repeatedly driven back until of bright lieutenant had the idea of a large wooden platypus. Crammed to the top with brave soldiers, the platypus was given as a peace offering. However, Strick was too sly, and set the wooden abomination ablaze. Alas, as they watched the offering torch itself to the ground, Xorg’s forces snuck around, and locked Strick outside.
The ensuing party lasted about 5 hours, when suddenly a young lad noticed a large, low to the ground cloud approaching. According to one soldier, “We didn’t know what to think, but then as it approached, we realized it was a giant throng of men and guns.” Knowing they were in for a fight, Xorg scrambled to reinforce the city with wood, metal, young children, anything he could find. However, Xorg had misplaced his key to the mini-gun room, and so his forces had to settle on defending the fort with plastic laser-swords. A valiant fight ensued, with fire, and smoke, and dragons, and when the dust settled the flag of Brett Bretterson stood tall over the blood, guts, and broken toenails of Xorg's forces.
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The city of Porto Alegre, Brazil was attacked by brett . 7 defending armies (24,327 troops) were killed in the battle. 24,952 attacking troops were killed. xorgthezombie lost the city.
That is correct, Generic. I found out that GEWar actually records all of this information after each attack, and it is all a matter of seducing the server to give it to you.
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