The boy scout motto always fits.

Why is it people are surprised when a storm is coming. I guess I can understand if you lived in a city and had limited room, but then again I wont and dont.

We have 2 generators, one smaller but as a spare. Never even fired em up last year except for my monthly tests, but if we need em we have em. That covers food spoilage and water. And boredom... a big thing with 6 kids.

We stock enough food to live good for 2 weeks,...

Mankind is the only species that actively breeds stupidity. But Darwin is a ***** and he always catches you. If you steal from your job they will catch you. And if you keep doing it then people start setting traps and then when they catch you there is no longer any doubt.
And if you are really stupid, you get to take two trips in a police car in one day. One when you arrive at work and they are waiting for you. And then an other one when you get home from the police station and decide to...

I am one of those reliable people.
If I say I will be there at 10, I am 5 mins early. Not once in a while but every time.

I have not called in sick for like 10 years and most of the time I am the boss so I could.

And my phone is on me. Not somewhere on vibrate, but on me. It stays on day and night and I always answer it. I do not screen calls, if I do not answer then I am in a bad spot or a tunnel.

And the price of being reliable is that some...

In some ways my kids have a skewed view of the world.
My oldest is going to visit his GF in Boston this weekend where she goes to college. He is not planning on bringing her anything cause he figures visiting is enough.

And I guess that is from us. Cause I will prob not get the wife anything for it. Not because I do not care or anything, she knows absolutely that her and the kids are the most important thing in the world to me and does not really need flowers to remember it....

I love stupid people. I mean it just amuses the heck out of me.

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