NYDEUCES
09-01-2007, 06:21 PM
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! NEW GEWAR TIMES!
GEwar TimesMonday, September 1st, 2007
Article 1: The True Meaning Of NAP
Many alliances have NAPs. A NAP means "No Attack Policy," :stop but this seems to be changing over time. Cape Town once belonged to WTO Warriors, but now it belongs to UNO or just Melek~Taus. The abbreviations NAP now mean "Now Attack Policy." ;uzi A special undercover investigation has details that Melek~Taus was threatening members of WTO Warriors and saying "I will ;yes attack ;uzi your armies if you do not remove them from surrounding Cape Town." If you have any information on why Melek~Taus is doing this please contact me at 1-800-Cape-Town or just PM me.
-NYDEUCES Reporter for GEwar Times
Article 2: One By One And Two By Two
One by one people were being banned :nope off of GEwar with no :nope second chance. :sad No one is sure where they are now, but we do know that they hopefully will not return to GEwar. Many people(mainly from China) ;offtopic were banned this week because of hackers trying to hack into the GEwar server and cheating. :stop The admins caught them in the act before anything bad could happen and they put an end to it, as that is what we know so far.
-NYDEUCES Reporter for GEwar Times
Article 3: 3-2-1 Blast Off!
This week may have been the most devastating week of all time. :sad Nuke stocks went up more than fifty percent and the loss of troops was millions. ;uzi :shoot Almost every single hour at least one city was nuked by hitmen or top alliance dictators. ;yes "I thought it was a spaceship heading to the moon, but when I saw it about five miles out heading down to earth I had to get into my bomb shelter. Sirens were going off and the amount of soldiers on the streets was crazy. For every block there were at last one hundred ;drunk men with M-16s." Bob Hunting, 43, of Beijing, China said.
-NYDEUCES Reporter for GEwar Times
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About Subscribing To GEwar Times:
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GEwar TimesMonday, September 1st, 2007
Article 1: The True Meaning Of NAP
Many alliances have NAPs. A NAP means "No Attack Policy," :stop but this seems to be changing over time. Cape Town once belonged to WTO Warriors, but now it belongs to UNO or just Melek~Taus. The abbreviations NAP now mean "Now Attack Policy." ;uzi A special undercover investigation has details that Melek~Taus was threatening members of WTO Warriors and saying "I will ;yes attack ;uzi your armies if you do not remove them from surrounding Cape Town." If you have any information on why Melek~Taus is doing this please contact me at 1-800-Cape-Town or just PM me.
-NYDEUCES Reporter for GEwar Times
Article 2: One By One And Two By Two
One by one people were being banned :nope off of GEwar with no :nope second chance. :sad No one is sure where they are now, but we do know that they hopefully will not return to GEwar. Many people(mainly from China) ;offtopic were banned this week because of hackers trying to hack into the GEwar server and cheating. :stop The admins caught them in the act before anything bad could happen and they put an end to it, as that is what we know so far.
-NYDEUCES Reporter for GEwar Times
Article 3: 3-2-1 Blast Off!
This week may have been the most devastating week of all time. :sad Nuke stocks went up more than fifty percent and the loss of troops was millions. ;uzi :shoot Almost every single hour at least one city was nuked by hitmen or top alliance dictators. ;yes "I thought it was a spaceship heading to the moon, but when I saw it about five miles out heading down to earth I had to get into my bomb shelter. Sirens were going off and the amount of soldiers on the streets was crazy. For every block there were at last one hundred ;drunk men with M-16s." Bob Hunting, 43, of Beijing, China said.
-NYDEUCES Reporter for GEwar Times
Comics:
Please copy and paste this link into your search bar---http://www.comics.com/comics/moderatelyconfused//archive/images/moderatelyconfused2007091357901.gif
;)
Fun Page:
Please copy and paste this link into your search bar---http://www.familyshoppingbag.com/aladin_coloring_page.png
Please print out the picture and color it in if you wish :)
Lottery:
:geo http://www.gewar.net/forums/lottery.php?do=main :geo
;i02 Hey, you never know! ;i02
:help Help Wanted! :help
Hey, I am looking for some help from people who would like to write the GEwar Times with me. If you would like to help me, PM me, and I will tell you all about the GEwar Times.
About Subscribing To GEwar Times:
GEwar Times regularly costs 10 GEOs an issue. At least one comes out every week or so and I will post it or start a thread. If you woud like to buy one please PM me and deposit 10 GEOs into my account and I will send you a copy. If you would like to subscribe, its only 30 GEOs and this includes every issue that comes out for the month. You must re-new your subscription to get them after the month goes by. You save more than 20 GEOs by subscribing if you subscribe. You don't have to subscribe though and you can just pay 10 GEOs per issue. If you have any other questions or comments please PM me.