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Lenin
07-13-2007, 05:42 AM
Just moments ago I had the pleasure of attending a meeting of monumental importance. A meeting which would change the future of this game as we know it.

To my left sat Dic101; Commander of Alpha & Omega, the only alliance that can call themselves the Kings of GEwar, Leader of everything that stretches from Africa to the Islands of Japan. Next to him sat his loyal confidant and exceptional player, Nativ.

To my right sat JW10604; King of Brave New World, the unstoppable alliance which will obliterate all that stands in it's way, Ruler of the Americas. Close to his side, sat one the most feared players of this game. The GEwar God of Fire, James Galu.

(JW10604, Lenin, Dic101, Nativ, James Galu)
http://lenin.xnoodle.com/109.jpg

I was surrounded. A single player. Alone in the Lion's Den. Bravely fending for himself as those around him displayed their magnificent power. First to start was Nativ.
http://lenin.xnoodle.com/107.jpg
He called upon his many servants to bring forth a feast for Kings. Exotic foods from the four corners of his vast empire. Portions the size of mountains which could easily feed entire villages.
http://lenin.xnoodle.com/108.jpg
James Galu proceeded with his ability to wield fire. His mastery of one of the elemental forces of nature is second to none. He continued with stories of his monumental wars in Seoul and showed us images of the many celebrations of his glory.
http://lenin.xnoodle.com/104.jpg
Dic101 and JW10604 demonstrated their leadership abilities. Each one outlined their plans on how to capture the attention of an entire generation and make them into the perfect soldiers willing to fight for their cause. JW10604 took the role of a mentor. He would demonstrate to his apprentices the latest in technological advances as well as teaching them efficient ways of jeweling, strategic war planning, and team unity. Dic101 took on a different role by trying to capture an older generation and equipping them with the tools needed to always be connected. Able to fight a war at a moments notice.
http://lenin.xnoodle.com/105.jpg
From the beginning I could sense their hostility and distrust for me. JW10604 was quick to point out of the oncoming BNW/FED war that looms in the horizon. While Dic101 was watching my every move and noticed that even though I was alone, I was secretly in communication with the generals of the FED. Awaiting my command to attack or hold back. I knew quickly that despite the friendliness they showed me, their intentions were to cut up the world and feast upon it, not even leaving crumbs for any others to have.
I would not stand for this. I knew that immediate action was necessary. One brave move to show the world that We would not go quietly into the night! I gave the word, and called upon my generals to bring JW10604 down from his throne.
http://lenin.xnoodle.com/103.jpg
Within minutes I received word that his mighty empire was reduced to rubbles. His cities... ZERO. His troops... NONE.
http://lenin.xnoodle.com/102.jpg
He had foreshadowed his own demise. Just a few minutes before, when they spotted me in contact with other members of the game, they jokingly mentioned how it would be funny to zero someone out as you stand next to them. We all laughed at the thought.
I turned to my right. Looked at him, and proceeded to show him his page. He squinted his eyes, in disbelieve. His words were "Wait!!! What???". He was silent for a while........ Turned to me and said " You know what this means, Right?"

We both knew what this meant. War!
http://lenin.xnoodle.com/101.jpg

And there it was.. The best "In Your Face" moment this game has ever seen. To stare into your opponents eyes and tell him that all he had worked for was now destroyed.

The poor city of Nuevo Laredo, Mexico was sent reeling by VileDisgustingPig. 2 defending armies of elderly men (2,200 troops) were killed in one of the greatest battles ever. 2,079 attacking troops were exterminated. jw10604 bowed down to the new city owner and handed over the key to the city. (City Lost)

The poor city of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil was brutally attacked by jaz. 1 overworked defending army (60,182 troops) was sent back to the stoneage. 61,590 attacking troops should have brought bullets with those guns and had no chance now. jw10604 took the shocktorture with a lot of pleasure, and then walked away from the city. (City Lost)

The beautiful city of Guerrero Negro, Mexico was ambushed by indienestmonnom. 1 shy defending army (8,293 troops) became the duck in a bloody duckhunt. 9,269 attacking troops fell into a giant hole and were never seen again. jw10604 retained control of the city...nah just kidding. The city was a total loss. (City Lost)

The industrious city of La Crosse, United States of America was stormed by indienestmonnom. 1 shy defending army (24,219 troops) was sent back to the stoneage. 15,412 attacking troops could not cope with the loss of Starbuck on BSG and flew themselves right into a storm.jw10604 ran from the city screaming to return some day. (City Lost)

The great city of Comodoro Rivadavia, Argentina became the playground of indienestmonnom. 4 bumbling defending armies (61,190 troops) have fallen in this battle. 23,398 attacking troops were royally spanked. jw10604 retained control of the city...nah just kidding. The city was a total loss. (City Lost)

The city of Kupang was nuked by indienestmonnom. 1 defending army(350 troops) was vaporized in the battle. jw10604 lost the city.

The city of Tefe was nuked by indienestmonnom. 1 defending army(1100 troops) was vaporized in the battle. jw10604 lost the city.

The city of Sao Gabriel da Cachoeira was nuked by indienestmonnom. 1 defending army(7068 troops) was vaporized in the battle. jw10604 lost the city.

The technologically advanced city of Puerto Deseado, Argentina was sent reeling by indienestmonnom. 1 defending wimpery army (2,911 troops) commited suicide. 4,213 attacking troops had enough and gave Luke their resignation note, who in turn gracefully shot them all between the eyes. jw10604 would perhaps not have lost the city if he was actually online. (City Lost)

masquer
07-13-2007, 06:09 AM
Hope they forced you to try the meals first to make sure there's no poison or truth serum in it :)

peacebringer
07-13-2007, 06:44 AM
LOL- nice.

popcorn:

indienestmonnom
07-13-2007, 06:57 AM
I gave the word, and called upon my generals to bring JW10604 down from his throne.

Didn't know i was one of your generals...

helo
07-13-2007, 07:25 AM
james, you have a little sauce on your lip..

James Galu proceeded with his ability to wield fire. His mastery of one of the elemental forces of nature is second to none. He continued with stories of his monumental wars in Seoul and showed us images of the many celebrations of his glory.

Lenin, if I remember correctly Seoul was bombed to hell after a 750,000 man+ Fight. :)

SJ
07-13-2007, 07:40 AM
Brilliant, I think Dic101 has to have met the most players so far, lol. Looks like you guys had a great time.

Blitzkrieg
07-13-2007, 09:03 AM
Jimmy Gee in the skin! ;)



Good to see you all having fun, what a hilarious subplot to zero JDUB at the time of the meal :D :D :D

jaz
07-13-2007, 12:20 PM
:rofl

These plans took place with communist precision. Though I go to admit, I had 5 minutes to move my HB and go for the kill after I realised no one was going for Rio.

Forgive me jw, I don't usually go insane in the middle of the uncivilised world.

jw10604
07-13-2007, 12:59 PM
Great food and great company.

dic101
07-13-2007, 01:01 PM
heh.. nice backstory Lenin.. in all seriousness, it was nice getting together w/ you guys :)

Shart
07-13-2007, 01:02 PM
A nice follow up to this little evening was the drunken rantings from jw in a PM that he sent to BabyD. I'm sure trying to keep up with these guys at the bar coupled with being zeroed made for quite the little tirade at the keyboard... "Why don't you sack up and try to hold a city like a real man!". RFLMAO.

I can imagine it's frustrating to be attacked by an alliance when there's no recourse, but perhaps that's part of the strategy of the game. You don't declare war on an alliance that has nothing to lose. Seems pretty simple...

jw10604
07-13-2007, 01:17 PM
No rants. Just the facts that sj are liars and dishonorable.

jw10604
07-13-2007, 01:28 PM
Leave it to SJ to start a flame war again in a decent thread.

Shart
07-13-2007, 01:54 PM
Leave it to SJ to start a flame war again in a decent thread.
I don't post much over here, but I was so amused at the content ("sack up!") and the horrid spelling/grammar that I just had to pick. I doubt that it was even you that sent it (it was just way too off in style and English), but I thought I'd have fun with it anyways...

Brendo
07-13-2007, 02:09 PM
Comeon people, leave your banter out of this ok?

piggdawg
07-13-2007, 02:17 PM
looks like fun

the south eastern crew need to organize something to rival you yankees.

and where are the strippers? did dic101 hide them for pics so he and JW wouldnt get in trouble if the photos got out?

Fear4Future
07-13-2007, 02:33 PM
Cool, now I know how jw looks! jw = master!

Shart
07-13-2007, 02:37 PM
Wait a minute!!! Are you people drinking tea and water??? :rofl :rofl :rofl

Lenin
07-13-2007, 03:30 PM
Coke and water for most of the guys..
I think me and Nativ were the only ones who had real drinks. Coke and Bacardi for me.

FYI: JW is a technology teacher. Dic101 works for Yahoo trying to capture the attention of the 18-30 year old generation. James Galu is involved in the volunteer fire dept. And he showed us pics of his college parties. and Nativ was the one to pick out the restaurant, which had gigantic plates of food. 1 steak is enough for 5 guys.

It was a fun night, I bought JW coffee for ZEROing him.

Next time we will coordinate a bigger meeting in NYC, Hopefully we will have more players come.

Dan
07-13-2007, 04:23 PM
a couple things:

in the first picture, it looks like dic doesn't have a nose
and i am pretty sure james galu was like 12

oh and if there is a big meeting sometime in the future, i'm defiantly in

Generic42
07-13-2007, 05:47 PM
a couple things:

in the first picture, it looks like dic doesn't have a nose
and i am pretty sure james galu was like 12

oh and if there is a big meeting sometime in the future, i'm defiantly inThere are some big 12 years olds in the worlds :D

Fear4Future, jw is not master, JDUB is master. *sigh* kids these days.

doedoe
07-14-2007, 04:04 AM
I think my invitation was lost in the mail :(

dic101
07-15-2007, 04:18 AM
doedoe- are you in the NYC area?

piggdawg- im up for a South Eastern get together. i live in atl :)

helo
07-15-2007, 07:43 AM
doedoe- are you in the NYC area?

piggdawg- im up for a South Eastern get together. i live in atl :)
I'm about 6 hours from ATL.

piggdawg
07-15-2007, 12:26 PM
i'm about 6 hours away as well---up in NC

jokosr
07-16-2007, 03:29 AM
i didnt see 1 beer on the table..i think they were drinking ..oh my god...Ice Tea...say it aint so james..... :'(

HtZ
07-16-2007, 04:45 AM
i did not have an iced tea...i dont think anyone did

Octavian
07-17-2007, 06:52 AM
That's what jw and james look like? I'm disappointed.

omega21
07-17-2007, 03:00 PM
Go Mother NO !

dic101
07-17-2007, 03:07 PM
That's what jw and james look like? I'm disappointed.

what did you expect them to look like?

Gruss
07-17-2007, 03:10 PM
I think he was expecting this, http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/b4/GWAR-beyond_hell-.jpg/220px-GWAR-beyond_hell-.jpg :girl_were

Woops, a little big :p All better now, lol

ghyslyn
07-17-2007, 04:15 PM
is it just me or has everyone copied me saying jdubs? i dont remember hearing it once befor ei started saying it

Octavian
07-17-2007, 09:27 PM
what did you expect them to look like?

Pimps. At least that's what they want me to believe.

jokosr
07-17-2007, 10:01 PM
Well when i meet up with you boys, there wont be any of this Water, ice tea, or coke...guess iam gonna have to show you how to have a gewar meeting /while screwing your buddy next to you/but ill buy him a coffee Party!!!! ;ibeer lenin you cheap sob..buying jw a coffee after screwing him over..Shame on you!! You call yourself a man? Thats at least a dinner and a movie...You better hope your car is still parked in the same place the next time you meet up with jdub.... ;)

FitzBlitz
07-18-2007, 04:30 PM
Place looks good has a nice menu! I think I'd definetly get the Porterhouse Steak...


Eggplant Parmigiana
Garlic Bread

Garlic Bread Parmigiana
Zuppa di Clams
Zuppa di Mussels
Stuffed Artichoke
Stuffed Mushrooms
Spiedini alla Romana
Fried Calamari
Fried Zucchini
Carmine's Salad
Mixed Green Salad
Caesar Salad
Portobellos
Roasted Peppers w/ anchovies
Roasted Peppers w/ mozzarella
Baked Clams
Cold Antipasti
Hot Antipasti
Clams 1/2 Dozen
Clams Dozen
Shrimp ****tail, Large
Shrimp ****tail, Small
Large Seafood Combo
Small Seafood Combo
Special Salad

Angel Hair, Linguine, Spaghetti, or Rigatoni

Clam Sauce - Red or White
Shrimp - Red or White
Calamari - Red or White
Mixed Seafood - Red or White
Ragu (Assorted Meats)
Pomodoro
Garlic & Oil
Rigatoni & Broccoli
Rigatoni W/ Sausage & Broccoli
Meatballs
Sausage
Marinara
Giardiniera
Ravioli w/ cheese
Rigatoni Country Style
Manicotti
Lasagna
Penne alla Vodka

Escarole
Broccoli
Spinach
Broccoli Rabe
Eggplant Parmigiana
Peppers & Onions
Sausage
Meatballs

Veal Cutlet
Veal Cutlet Parmigiana
Veal Scallopine Marsala
Veal Scallopine w/ Lemon & butter
Veal Saltimbocca

Chicken Scarpariello
Chicken Contadina
Chicken Cutlet
Chicken Parmigiana
Chicken Marsala
Chicken Scallopine w/ Lemon & Butter
Chicken Saltimbocca

Broiled Porterhouse Steak
Broiled Porterhouse Pizzaiola
Porterhouse w/ Peppers & Onions
Porterhouse Contadina

Shrimp Marinara
Shrimp Scampi
Shrimp Parmigiana
Shrimp Fra Diavolo
Fresh Fish of the Day
Broiled Lobster Oreganato
Lobster Fra Diavolo

Italian Cheesecake
Chocolate Torta
Bread Pudding
Chocolate Cannoli
Tiramisu
Sundae
Tartufo
Strawberry ShortCake
Fresh Fruit Platter
Titanic

WILDCAT1976
07-18-2007, 04:37 PM
Shrimp ****tail, Large
Shrimp ****tail, Small


hahahahahaha

dic101
07-18-2007, 04:58 PM
we actually got the Porterhouse Steak as one of the entrees.. here's what we ordered:

appetizers-
Garlic Bread
Garlic Bread Parmigiana
Fried Calamari
Fried Zucchini
Carmine's Salad

entrees-
Penne alla Vodka
Broiled Porterhouse Steak

the food was EXCELLENT. its apparently the restaurant that inspired the Maggianos Italian food chain. Family Style... menu's written on the walls, etc. only difference was, Carmine's didnt offer free refills on the food

Peonboss
07-18-2007, 06:30 PM
Well yeah and the company of course.

One of these days ill show up to one of these things, but Ill sit at the bar and just watch and be amused. Or maybe Iphone nuke folks and watch em tweek.

00000
07-19-2007, 03:21 PM
Dic101 you look more like Asians :cheesy dic101 where you are from? :butcher :sad :beat

dic101
07-23-2007, 07:57 PM
im chinese.. born in NYC.. grew up in New Jersey, live in Atlanta, Georgia now

Uberdonut
07-24-2007, 01:01 AM
jw has grey hair

helo
07-24-2007, 04:23 PM
jw has grey hair
Probally from all of your attacks on Easter Island last round :)

Dan
07-25-2007, 02:57 PM
Lenin, has anyone ever told you that you look kinda like Will Duvall from Alice In Chains?

http://www.therock1067.com/modules/htmlarea/upload10/uncledave_135.jpg

(i'm talking about the one singing btw lolol)

00000
07-26-2007, 09:22 PM
im chinese.. born in NYC.. grew up in New Jersey, live in Atlanta, Georgia now



I did not expect that your ancestral home is in Chinese, and this. . . Change the game more interesting, haha ;beer

alexpolis
08-13-2007, 07:11 PM
good,nice idea, i would like to see one dinner with with the friends… ;)

roc
10-09-2007, 06:31 AM
Dic101 is chinese? or japanese?