DeusExArgentum
02-22-2007, 05:37 PM
New World Order Denies Nuclear Ambitions
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"Simply preposterous," said ambassador DeusExArgentum, "if we wanted a nuclear weapon we would have already bought one...and frankly...I'm insulted that nobody even accused us of it."
Hot questions and speculation have been buzzing amongst Southern-Hemisphere insiders that a WMD was reportedly obtained as a product of an unhealthy slots addiction that happened to churn out a win of three nuke symbols.
"It's very clear that I do not have an addiction," Deus reminded on-lookers as he clicked the button to withdraw more funds, "...and if I did, I would have already gotten TWO nukes by now!" he shouted bitterly. Hours later he was found mumbling "Sorry! thats nothing" into a recycling bin filled with a mixture of knick-knacks and old papers.
Fellow alliance member General_Zod, quite unexpectedly had people kneeling before him without actually having to command it. One critical nerd was quick to point out, "Everybody knows that Superman IV was the one with nuclear weapons in it, and General Zod wasn't even in it! That was Superman II, noob!" Other alliance members were not available for comment.
"Its all very interesting," said one on-looker while zoning out and playing with her i-Pod, "hey have you heard that new Chris Daughtry song?"
After a quick puke from hearing such awful words, this reporter is simply dumbfounded by the hectic situation. Those who look up to the New World Order alliance have critically praised the decision to abandon mass destruction brought on by nuclear technology, while others simply were confused about what was really going on.
"They're making a huge statement at this point. What they're saying here is that...well, that they will uphold the...that the peace of the....well I'm not sure exactly what they're saying, actually, its probably something important though," responded a confused soldier returning to the battlefield in just days. When asked theoretically where the alliance would use it, the ambassador perked one eyebrow and is quoted as saying "what nuclear weapon?"--later breaking out into menacing laughter while holding the picture of a Wolf on a Totem.
An unidentified rival player was quoted as saying, "I'm not scared...it's just going to take me a while to find a person that will buy my cities...will...you?"
After answering 'no' to such a desperate request, this reporter became uninterested in the story. In the field, this is your favorite reporter speaking from the front-lines.
---Rich Thompson, contributor
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"Simply preposterous," said ambassador DeusExArgentum, "if we wanted a nuclear weapon we would have already bought one...and frankly...I'm insulted that nobody even accused us of it."
Hot questions and speculation have been buzzing amongst Southern-Hemisphere insiders that a WMD was reportedly obtained as a product of an unhealthy slots addiction that happened to churn out a win of three nuke symbols.
"It's very clear that I do not have an addiction," Deus reminded on-lookers as he clicked the button to withdraw more funds, "...and if I did, I would have already gotten TWO nukes by now!" he shouted bitterly. Hours later he was found mumbling "Sorry! thats nothing" into a recycling bin filled with a mixture of knick-knacks and old papers.
Fellow alliance member General_Zod, quite unexpectedly had people kneeling before him without actually having to command it. One critical nerd was quick to point out, "Everybody knows that Superman IV was the one with nuclear weapons in it, and General Zod wasn't even in it! That was Superman II, noob!" Other alliance members were not available for comment.
"Its all very interesting," said one on-looker while zoning out and playing with her i-Pod, "hey have you heard that new Chris Daughtry song?"
After a quick puke from hearing such awful words, this reporter is simply dumbfounded by the hectic situation. Those who look up to the New World Order alliance have critically praised the decision to abandon mass destruction brought on by nuclear technology, while others simply were confused about what was really going on.
"They're making a huge statement at this point. What they're saying here is that...well, that they will uphold the...that the peace of the....well I'm not sure exactly what they're saying, actually, its probably something important though," responded a confused soldier returning to the battlefield in just days. When asked theoretically where the alliance would use it, the ambassador perked one eyebrow and is quoted as saying "what nuclear weapon?"--later breaking out into menacing laughter while holding the picture of a Wolf on a Totem.
An unidentified rival player was quoted as saying, "I'm not scared...it's just going to take me a while to find a person that will buy my cities...will...you?"
After answering 'no' to such a desperate request, this reporter became uninterested in the story. In the field, this is your favorite reporter speaking from the front-lines.
---Rich Thompson, contributor