Author me a short funny story based on the GEWar crew, no more than 1000 words. 1000 Geo`s for 1st place, 750 Geo`s for second and 500 for 3rd. No restrictions on entries . Contest closes on 7th Jan @ 21:00 hrs server time. Happy writing. ;drunk
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can it be 500words ?

can it be 500words ?
Is 500 more than 1000 in your world?

Once upon a time there was a baby called Luke . He is a 2year old green, red-haired alien.Even though they are a Royal Family they still called themselves that. The Name Luke comes from the word Prince. Luke's Dad is called Dad which means King in their Alien Language. Luke's Mom is called Mom which means Queen. Luke was spending time with his mom and dad until an Evil Alien Eater came to their city, The City of Green People, and ate Luke's mom but for some reason did not eat Luke's dad. The Alien eater's name is Licorice. The Dad and Luke wanted revenge . So Luke's dad started building the ship to destroy the monster. There was one slight problem he did not have any ammo for his weapons. While the dad was working on the ship Luke was in a Cave fillled with Chocolate Chips. So Luke loved chocolate chips he ate as many as he cn and tried to take as many as he can in his bag and basket. His dad asked him why do you have a basket filled with chocolate chips? The kid replied " Monster, monster." Monster was the only word he knew. The dad tried to use logic and he figured out that he can use them for ammo. Luke was being praised by his dad. The Ship was called Lukanator. They Started heading to seek revenge and kill the licorice the big black monster.

They were looking all around the Universe . Suddenly the Lukanator broke down and fell in an abandoned planet called Milky Oreo Planet. They had many cups of milk and many oreo cookies. The was this unsual Oreo Cookie with a Red filling instead of white. Luke was always curious so when his dad was not looking he ate the cookie. Suddenly Luke became Super Baby Luke. He had a cape with the letter SL(Super Luke) and he has yellow hair now. Luke has super strength.
His dad did not know that all he knew that Luke's hair turned yellow. While the dad was fixing the ship . Luke was learning skills with out even knowing it.
Finally the dad fixed the ship. There was one problem they ran out of ammo.
So they started breaking the oreo into pieces and using them as ammo.
Eventually they loaded up on ammo and they are geting for blast off.


They were flying into space until they found an EVIL planet. That is where licorice
lived. They went in the Planet carefully cause there were more than 5000guards .
They got of the ship and moved in the base. A guard saw them but Super Luke turned around and shot a laser from his eye and destroyed the guard. They are on the second floor Super Luke looked all over the place and saw more than 200 guards so he told his dad to stand back and Luke put his hands up in the air and used an attack called Ball of Doom he killed all of them. He went to the final floor .
He used his super speed stole all the weapons and startted punching each guard.
Finally they broke the door down . Licorice appeared and said "The legend was true a baby was going to defeat me, but I would not let that happen."
The baby used his hands and used his attack Flamethrower. He destroyed licorice and Luke's mom appeared. IT seems that licorice doesnt not chew or swallow.
Luke's Family lived happily ever after. Luke was nominated to be the king and they voted him to be the King of The city of Green People.

I hope you enjoyed my story

Luke n arat were sittin around one day with Merc princess and Huxy, oh and Bob. Who we will call Lil Bob. Anyways, they were havin a party, cos like new years n all, and they rang shadowdani and were mocking him, but they forgot Dani is the brains of the operation. Luke and Tara are just the good faces.

So anyways Luke told Dani that his shadow was red, which is the default color and that they recomend he changes it.

So dani changed it to lime with 75% clear. But araT got trigger happy with changing colors again, so she made Dani's shadow hot pink. Next thing ya know, a call comes through from down under, its bloody blitz! Whinging like a ***** that he aint got a pretty colored shadow, so Tara made him beige.

But dani even though he found it remarkably funny he was angry, so he uhm did something?

i dunno. its 230am

Once upon a time, there was a man named ghetto bob, aka ghetto knob. Ghetto knob's best friend, araT, was a fiery furnace of fury, and enjoyed every chance she could get using her weapon, the cire frotch, to shoot anyone who made her a little angry.

The arch nemesis of this duo was, of course, princesswherethesundontshine. She gained that nickname because there was a certain fragrance that smelled a little like "where the sun don't shine" that drifted off of her like the mist on a lake.

One day, they all decided to go to Holland to see their friend Puke. He loved to toss cookies around. araT used her cire frotch and shot princesswherethesundontshine where the sun don't shine. It hurt. She died. Puke threw up. ghetto knob did something stupid...oh, and shadowdani announced to EVERYONE in the game that she was, in fact, a female...not a "he".

My Dixie Wrecked.

The End.

how do u edit?

on your post @ the bottom on the right will be an edit button...select it and edit away !!!! ;lame

i dont have edit on there ...

This story involve 4 characters, the 2 guy and 2 priest. Characters= priest1,priest2,guy1,guy2.
Both guy come to the priest1 to speak their sin, guy1 say, "father, i stole a handwatch from a person and broke it."
-Priest1 say"is ok son, who did u stole it from"
-Guy1 say " i stole it from u father"
-priest1 say " :furious u son of a _____, oh well, go drink the holy water and pay me 50 bucks and your sin will be forgiven.
The guy2 came and say"father i accidently kill a cat and accidently cook it and accidently ate it.
-priest1 say"is ok son, who cat is it"
guy2 " is ur father "
-priest1 " :furious U mother f______, oh well,just pay me 10 bucks for the cat,go drink holy water and bring me some leftover meat, and your sin will be forgiven.
- This time, the priest1 come to the priest2 to speak of his sin, the priest1 say"dear father, i pee in the holy water ;smi551 "

There is no edit button in the Official Games for Geos :)

It's to prefent people from changing their posts when giving answers to some riddles(and then claiming they were first to get the right answer :p )

can you delete my story? i got it notepad

Delete my post: here is the real version.


Once upon a time there was a baby called Luke . He is a 2year old green, red-haired alien.Even though they are a Royal Family they still called themselves that. The Name Luke comes from the word Prince. Luke's Dad is name ghetto_bob . Luke's Mom is named Mercury . Luke was spending time with Mercury and ghetto_bob until an Evil Alien Eater came to their city, The City of Green People, and ate Luke's mom but for some reason did not eat Luke's dad. The Alien eater's name is araT. Ghetto_bob and Luke wanted revenge . So Luke's dad started building the ship to destroy the monster. There was one slight problem he did not have any ammo for his weapons. While the Ghetto_bob was working on the ship Luke was in a Cave fillled with Chocolate Chips. So Luke loved chocolate chips he ate as many as he can and tried to take as many as he can in his bag and basket. Ghetto_bob asked him why do you have a basket filled with chocolate chips? Luke replied " Monster, monster." Monster was the only word he knew. Ghetto_bob tried to use logic and he figured out that he can use them for ammo. Luke was being praised by his dad. The Ship was called Lukanator. They Started heading to seek revenge and kill the araT the big black monster.

They were looking all around the Universe . Suddenly the Lukanator broke down and fell in an abandoned planet called Milky Oreo Planet. They had many cups of milk and many oreo cookies. The was this unsual Oreo Cookie with a Red filling instead of white. Luke was always curious so when his dad was not looking he ate the cookie. Suddenly Luke became Super Baby Luke. He had a cape with the letter SL(Super Luke) and he has yellow hair now. Luke has super strength.
His dad did not know that all he knew that Luke's hair turned yellow. While Ghetto_bob was fixing the ship . Luke was learning skills with out even knowing it.
Finally Ghetto_bob fixed the ship. There was one problem they ran out of ammo.
So they started breaking the oreo into pieces and using them as ammo.
Eventually they loaded up on ammo and they are geting for blast off.


They were flying into space until they found an EVIL planet. That is where licorice
lived. They went in the Planet carefully cause there were more than 5000guards .
They got of the ship and moved in the base. A guard saw them but Super Luke turned around and shot a laser from his eye and destroyed the guard. They are on the second floor Super Luke looked all over the place and saw more than 200 guards so he told Ghetto_bob to stand back and Luke put his hands up in the air and used an attack called Ball of Doom he killed all of them. He went to the final floor .
He used his super speed stole all the weapons and startted punching each guard.
Finally they broke the door down . araT appeared and said "The legend was true a baby was going to defeat me, but I would not let that happen."
The baby used his hands and used his attack Flamethrower. He destroyed araT Mercury appeared. It seems that araT doesnt not chew or swallow.
Luke's Family lived happily ever after. Luke was nominated to be the king and they voted him to be the King of The city of Green People.

I hope you enjoyed my story..

is it over?

According to the 1st post it is. GM said he/she would be out of town for a while, not sure if he/she is back.

Im back...yes closed ill award the winners soon !!!!

arabianknight...1st
Brobie...2nd
Toiletduck ...3rd