In a stunning display of fire power and coordination some members of NOAR (the combined NO and NAR alliances) in a little under two hours zeroed Rami. in a press release issued by NOAR the reasons for this overwhelming show of force were explained.

"He got a little to big for his britches! Oh and by the way this is a "WAR" game." exclaimed one alliance member. As in all wars he took advantage of the situation until the situation took advantage of him. The stunningly coordinated battle took place in a little under 2 hours taking all 20 cities and concluding the attack with a nuke on city he tried to grasp from an alliance mate during the attacks. As for NOAR js3486 stated "it's not personal, it is business, with a little bit of retribution blended in!” As for the plans for NOAR nothing new has been released but they reserve the right to take on those who oppose them. Rami was not immediately available for comment

Welcome back NOAR, you have been missed.
;bounce ;woop :cheer

3 minutes later I retook 2 cities. So I'm back in :nana

Also, 19 cities, not 20 ;)

Also, didn't it take 4 members of the once legendary NOAR to zero me, one person?

so Rami goes for his lost cities, starting small, oh well, not the first time Rami taken Tallahassee back, ;waddle ;waddle ;waddle ;waddle

3 minutes later I retook 2 cities. So I'm back in :nana

Also, 19 cities, not 20 ;)

Also, didn't it take 4 members of the once legendary NOAR to zero me, one person?

Nah, it was the sea of blue that was more disturbing than anything else....not that "zomg Rami is a threat"

Nah, it was the sea of blue that was more disturbing than anything else....not that "zomg Rami is a threat"
Orange is worse. :shoot

It doesn't take much to zero a member of the UN....right vigfus? ;ipunk

I wonder is someone might try that with ODA ? or any members of ODA ?
would be fun to see what happens.... They're like GDi in the last reset... quiet ....

hrmmm

Shhhhh...

If they stay quiet enough no one will notice they are on top and have been for most of this reset.

I think i figured out the trick to this game, the less you talk the less enemies you have.
I think the language barrier in ODA might be to their advantage.

GO NOAR!!! ;punch

3 minutes later I retook 2 cities. So I'm back in
Not anymore :p

Also, 19 cities, not 20
Actually, 20 + 1...then the couple that you took again ;)

Also, didn't it take 4 members of the once legendary NOAR to zero me, one person?

What's wrong with teamwork?

poor Rami ~~

In a not-so-stunning move today, NOAR got too ****y for thier own good, and when nobody gave a crap, they retaliated by attacking themselves just to show that they can.

In a not-so-stunning move today, NOAR got too ****y for thier own good, and when nobody gave a crap, they retaliated by attacking themselves just to show that they can.

hmm... I didn't see this.

We're pretty down to earth peeps on NOAR, we all know that AO will come back fighting and of course UN (more commonly known as Vultures) opportunistically attacking at the same time. The battle was won, but the odds are stacked against us for this war. ;uzi :shoot

and of course UN (more commonly known as Vultures) opportunistically attacking at the same time.

That's UNs ...Thanks :)

hmm... I didn't see this.

We're pretty down to earth peeps on NOAR, we all know that AO will come back fighting and of course UN (more commonly known as Vultures) opportunistically attacking at the same time. The battle was won, but the odds are stacked against us for this war. ;uzi :shoot
That's not the case at all jaz. As your alliance seem to be quoting all the time 'it's a war game', you complaining about NO being attacked is incredibly stupid, do you expect us to throw fairy cakes at you?

That's not the case at all jaz. As your alliance seem to be quoting all the time 'it's a war game', you complaining about NO being attacked is incredibly stupid, do you expect us to throw fairy cakes at you?

Nah, I just hate UN. I don't mind being attacked by AO or LoW :growse

The difference with UN is that you guys get you pet UNa army with millions of n00bs to do alot of dirty work...

Perhaps the NO program of recruiting and training n00bs should be reinstated.

Perhaps... Perhaps it's already done...

Nah, I just hate UN. I don't mind being attacked by AO or LoW :growse

The difference with UN is that you guys get you pet UNa army with millions of n00bs to do alot of dirty work...

Perhaps the NO program of recruiting and training n00bs should be reinstated.
See, now you're just preaching from the church of Blitzkreig.

And how often on average do you see UNa do attacks in comparison to the UN? ( :nana Tony)

See, now you're just preaching from the church of Blitzkreig.

And how often on average do you see UNa do attacks in comparison to the UN? ( :nana Tony)


I can see scrat becoming the next headline, I really can ( :beat scrat)

I can see scrat becoming the next headline, I really can ( :beat scrat)
Tony, don't get started. You're just sour because your delusions of grandeur were rejected, on the basis of you being a backstabbing blackmailer, who gave away people's details because they didn't want to be in an alliance with you as dic(k)tator.

And Jaz, what's wrong with the UN attacking you? Do UN troops have cooties?

Do UN troops have cooties?

Yes :D :evil

Well... NO troops smell like cheese! :nana

I like UNs, and thats all I have to say!

Tony, don't get started. You're just sour because your delusions of grandeur were rejected, on the basis of you being a backstabbing blackmailer, who gave away people's details because they didn't want to be in an alliance with you as dic(k)tator.


Scrat, :hand you dont know what your talking about.
Oh yes, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
You'll understand that language no doubt :p

Scrat, :hand you dont know what your talking about.
Oh yes, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
You'll understand that language no doubt :p
I know perfectly what happened. The UN is and always has been a democracy and you turned it into an alliance which I did not want to be a part of, like everyone else.

I can see scrat becoming the next headline, I really can ( :beat scrat)

How about you being the next headline yourself? Do you really want everyone to find out how you were being a backstabbing, poor looser. Having to be paid by those who used to be your enemies? Just because you couldn't connect with the rest of us, because you refused to take part in activites and decided to go solo the whole time.

And how about all those times you portraid yourself as Palau is PMs. Did you really think people would believe Palau is anywhere near as shallow as yourself, backstabbing one's alliance mates. ;icoffee

Can we create UN Trash Talk forum where all the UN's can yell at each other? Oh wait, we are in one....oh wait...no we aren't. Get a room. ;hug ;ikiss

Not anymore :p
O you mean the ones I sold :D


Actually, 20 + 1...then the couple that you took again ;)
actually, 19 original, then little rock, then the 3 I sold :D


What's wrong with teamwork?
nothing, just that it took so many of you just to topple me.

How about you being the next headline yourself? Do you really want everyone to find out how you were being a backstabbing, poor looser. Having to be paid by those who used to be your enemies? Just because you couldn't connect with the rest of us, because you refused to take part in activites and decided to go solo the whole time.

And how about all those times you portraid yourself as Palau is PMs. Did you really think people would believe Palau is anywhere near as shallow as yourself, backstabbing one's alliance mates. ;icoffee

Please go on, this is entertaining...

Please go on, this is entertaining...


Yep, this is better than the TV tonight.

Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa BAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I have a church?


TESTIFY!

I have a church?


TESTIFY!

Blitzys Bible ;87

I have a church?


TESTIFY!

GEWar is good !! We having fun now ! woot ! ;i02

Yep it's brill.
we have a game with its own newspaper and now it's own church. wheres the bar ;beer

I think WILDCAT can run the bar ;i02


:cheesy

I think WILDCAT can run the bar ;i02


:cheesy

sweeeet.....the bar won't make much money though...i'll drink all my profits away ;beer

sweeeet.....the bar won't make much money though...i'll drink all my profits away ;beer

Hmmmmmmm Red Ivan it is, and you'd be our resident Barney Gumble!

http://img.search.com/9/96/300px-C-barney.gif

Hmmmmmmm Red Ivan it is, and you'd be our resident Barney Gumble!




Well if Red Ivan is running the bar...I think you'll have the same problems as if WC is...
http://www.v710.org/pics/albums/userpics/10063/Homer%20Simpson1.jpg

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Bloody hell, have we no alcoholics in this place?

Rami doesn't drink, it'd be a fun bar though ;)

How about Amy - mmmmmmm (five cougars thanks - for the aussies, unless it was a international campaign)

What about Tara, she'd have to close for a week every month though :D (I guess I'll be pink for a while now though)

Anthony Witt - Well he'd definitely have a shotgun behind the bar.

Peonboss? No scratch that, the bar man is supposed to listen to problems and not judge, there'd be no customers in a week.

Jammo? he'd keep stuffing up the change "The doctor told me I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."

Can't be me, I'm too busy preparing my sermon to the deity of your choice.

Any other options?

Bloody hell, have we no alcoholics in this place?

Rami doesn't drink, it'd be a fun bar though ;)

How about Amy - mmmmmmm (five cougars thanks - for the aussies, unless it was a international campaign)

What about Tara, she'd have to close for a week every month though :D (I guess I'll be pink for a while now though)

Anthony Witt - Well he'd definitely have a shotgun behind the bar.

Peonboss? No scratch that, the bar man is supposed to listen to problems and not judge, there'd be no customers in a week.

Jammo? he'd keep stuffing up the change "The doctor told me I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."

Can't be me, I'm too busy preparing my sermon to the deity of your choice.

Any other options?


WAR_PEACE ????

WAR_PEACE ????

There'd be over 50 bars and noone has any idea which one is open.

EDIT: Ronnielim: He'd sell you a beer and then tell NAR how many beer's you've had (old reference now, but still good!)

Next.

Can't be me, I'm too busy preparing my sermon to the deity of your choice.

Any other options?

ok..here's what we do...

We create a new church..the church of GEWAR....

our god???? Alcohol of course....so Blitz you can do both ;88

ok..here's what we do...

We create a new church..the church of GEWAR....

our god???? Alcohol of course....so Blitz you can do both ;88

This could be a fun forum game!

Nominate a barman and let me pick them to pieces!

This could be a fun forum game!

Nominate a barman and let me pick them to pieces!

hmmmmm.....

Princess Sunshine ;dance

hmmmmm.....

Princess Sunshine ;dance


Nah...she'd be too busy dancing on the bar...and you'd never get a drink! :D

Nah...she'd be too busy dancing on the bar...and you'd never get a drink! :D

^^^^ Yeah, what she said!

Mercury: "Didn't I see you come in with another shirt yesterday? You're BANNED!"

next :) (errrr off topic)

lmao...ok...

how bout...

Lady Shale?

Lady Shale: She'd serve you a beer, then spend the next 5 hours defining friendship, you'd go to take a sip and she'd get angry because you're not paying attention ;14

How about birq? He'd be a good bartender...

Birq: But who would be the house band?

Birq: But who would be the house band?

aight.....i got it

BEEZER!!!!!!!

Beezer: Every time he turns around he spills everyone's beer.

Palau or aravan, now then Pinky what do you say to that!!!

Palau or aravan, now then Pinky what do you say to that!!!

Aravan;

Punter: I'd like a beer thanks.
Aravan: would you like a copy of my book with that?

Palau:

Punter: I'd like a beer thanks.
Palau: Are you sure all of you want a beer? You should discuss with your body whether a beer is suitable for your goals. Make a vote and then tell me privately what you want to do. In my body, my brain never makes a decision without first discussing it with the rest of my body.

Alice could be the bar lady!! She as least would not drink all the profits. ;i02

Aravan;

Punter: I'd like a beer thanks.
Aravan: would you like a copy of my book with that?


hahahaha. Reserve your copy today at Lulu.com. Makes great holiday gifts for the ones you love...

(Couldnt resist the free plug)

That's not the case at all jaz. As your alliance seem to be quoting all the time 'it's a war game', you complaining about NO being attacked is incredibly stupid, do you expect us to throw fairy cakes at you?


Ummm What is a fairy cake, and do they taste good?

Whoever the bartender is set'em up I got places to be... I would volunteer but us hillbillies drink "white lightning" Guaranteed to put hair on your chest or take the polish off your nails.

Ummm What is a fairy cake, and do they taste good?

Probably, there sponge cakes with icing that you give little children, well 16 years old and under anyway.

Whoever the bartender is set'em up I got places to be... I would volunteer but us hillbillies drink "white lightning" Guaranteed to put hair on your chest or take the polish off your nails.

Do they have hillbillies in Albany? I thought that was like jed clampet country down south?

Probably, there sponge cakes with icing that you give little children, well 16 years old and under anyway.
Yes Tony, well spotted, I am 16. How old are you again?

Also, I can inform you that fairy cakes are very tasty.

Whoever the bartender is set'em up I got places to be... I would volunteer but us hillbillies drink "white lightning" Guaranteed to put hair on your chest or take the polish off your nails.
I wonder if the white lightning you drink is the same as I know... Here's it's a cheap, tasteless cider.

Probably, there sponge cakes with icing that you give little children, well 16 years old and under anyway.



Do they have hillbillies in Albany? I thought that was like jed clampet country down south?


RomJ wrote about Hillbilly attack by my armies and provided pictures of the Clampet truck with Jethro, Elie Mae etc.. so I guess I am. Also just moved to Albany in March from the south, talk about culture shock eveeyone here wears shoes... :confused:

RomJ wrote about Hillbilly attack by my armies and provided pictures of the Clampet truck with Jethro, Elie Mae etc.. so I guess I am. Also just moved to Albany in March from the south, talk about culture shock eveeyone here wears shoes... :confused:


Is that real shoes with no holes in the soles an all?

What about Tara, she'd have to close for a week every month though :D (I guess I'll be pink for a while now though)




That's a really deep post d00d, could ya come up a couple atmosphere
<irish persons accent>at all at all?</irish persons accent>

tony Bennett: Crooner to lead the singing of hymns in the Church of Blitzkrieg (Church of Blitzgrieg for Melek)

js3486: Stated his own reasons. (something to do with a lack of brain cells :D )

Scrat: He's too busy, he's my altar boy.

What does this role entail?

tony Bennett: Crooner to lead the singing of hymns in the Church of Blitzkrieg (Church of Blitzgrieg for Melek)

js3486: Stated his own reasons. (something to do with a lack of brain cells :D )

Scrat: He's too busy, he's my altar boy.


You googled me ;icoffee

What does this role entail?

Swing the little smokey thing around, light the candles, ring the bells...... I dunno, just generally be my b**** ;95

Swing the little smokey thing around, light the candles, ring the bells...... I dunno, just generally be my b**** ;95
Has anyone ever told you you're a bit of a pervert? :p

Swing the little smokey thing around, light the candles, ring the bells...... I dunno, just generally be my b**** ;95

as in scrat(ch) ?

and generally genuflect no doubt?

:D :kiss :D

as in scrat(ch) ?

and generally genuflect no doubt?

:D :kiss :D
I didn't do that for you Tony, so I won't for Blitz! :beat

I didn't do that for you Tony, so I won't for Blitz! :beat


;87 ;woop ;87 ;woop that's really funny.. ;woop ;87 ;woop ;87

See, that's what's wrong with young people today, no reverence!

So the thread is entitled "the sleeping giant has awoken" and the talk is currently of Blitz' new church.

Is Blitz the sleeping giant?

So the thread is entitled "the sleeping giant has awoken" and the talk is currently of Blitz' new church.

Is Blitz the sleeping giant?

I said I was badly off topic ages ago, but the mods seem to let my drunken rambliungs continue. Perhaps if they ignore me, I'll go away...

my drunken rambliungs

literally!!!

literally!!!


:growse Ewwwww, well aren't we captain Spell Police!

:p :p

All I can say is:

http://usera.imagecave.com/scottbakalar/blogstuff2/trainwreck.jpg




BIRQ, where are you?

I dunno why everyone thinks this thread is off-topic...it isn't..

the title of the thread is "sleeping giant has awoken"

if you were a giant and have been sleeping for a long time....what's one of the first things you wanna do???

HAVE A BEER OF COURSE!!!!

and you must have a place to get that beer....and there must be someone there to serve that beer to you...hence the bartender search!!!!!

Right on D00D
;beer ;beer

Alice could be the bar lady!! She as least would not drink all the profits. ;i02At the risk of mixing up threads (see: http://www.gewar.net/forums/showthread.php?t=4326&page=2&pp=20 ),
"Alice, Alice, who the f*** is Alice?" :)



PS I know who she is (although I've never met her myself) - this is only for rather lame comic effect. :)

I dunno why everyone thinks this thread is off-topic...it isn't..

the title of the thread is "sleeping giant has awoken"

if you were a giant and have been sleeping for a long time....what's one of the first things you wanna do???

HAVE A BEER OF COURSE!!!!

and you must have a place to get that beer....and there must be someone there to serve that beer to you...hence the bartender search!!!!!

And once the giant drank too much and ended up having a night of debauchery with 5 or 6 highly paid giantesses he would need to go to the church of Blitz to repent (or brag, whichever happens in the church of blitz)...

And once the giant drank too much and ended up having a night of debauchery with 5 or 6 highly paid giantesses he would need to go to the church of Blitz to repent (or brag, whichever happens in the church of blitz)...
Same thing aren't they?

And once the giant drank too much and ended up having a night of debauchery with 5 or 6 highly paid giantesses he would need to go to the church of Blitz to repent (or brag, whichever happens in the church of blitz)...

Repent.

He should have known better, 1 guy, 5 girls and NO video camera!!!!!

Repent.

He should have known better, 1 guy, 5 girls and NO video camera!!!!!

UN is the giant? Oh... BAD>>> 5 shoot without mag.

Palau: Are you sure all of you want a beer? You should discuss with your body whether a beer is suitable for your goals. Make a vote and then tell me privately what you want to do. In my body, my brain never makes a decision without first discussing it with the rest of my body.
OK sorry for the delay... It took 100 billion neurons to vote, and some were offline at the moment. 97.52% of them decided they DO want a beer ;ibeer

That's all from cowboy palau ;charge

Repent.

He should have known better, 1 guy, 5 girls and NO video camera!!!!!


Who exactly are you talking about here? :D :D :D :D :D :D !!!!

Repent.

He should have known better, 1 guy, 5 girls and NO video camera!!!!!


My apologies, you wrote NO video camera :D

Bloody hell, have we no alcoholics in this place?

Rami doesn't drink, it'd be a fun bar though ;)

How about Amy - mmmmmmm (five cougars thanks - for the aussies, unless it was a international campaign)

What about Tara, she'd have to close for a week every month though :D (I guess I'll be pink for a while now though)

Anthony Witt - Well he'd definitely have a shotgun behind the bar.

Peonboss? No scratch that, the bar man is supposed to listen to problems and not judge, there'd be no customers in a week.

Jammo? he'd keep stuffing up the change "The doctor told me I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there."

Can't be me, I'm too busy preparing my sermon to the deity of your choice.

Any other options?get an aussie bartender we may drink but we can handle our grog and keep working :cheesy .Gee that was hard work typing that idea i might go get another beer
;drunk
aussie rest of world

get an aussie bartender we may drink but we can handle our grog and keep working :cheesy .Gee that was hard work typing that idea i might go get another beer
;drunk
aussie rest of world

yeah but like most i'd rather be at the front of the bar consuming than working behind it.

(although i would get quicker, easier access to the alcohol if i was behind the bar...hmmm.)

But the VB and TUI's are kept at the opposite ends of the bar, how would yo manage:)