View Full Version : ROSH No More, Here Comes The Corpse


einstein
10-01-2006, 10:54 PM
News just come in that the small but deadly ROSH has crumbled into pieces. Some of ROSH's members are now alliance-less and have been seen in the street asking for invite to other alliances.

Othafa (ex-ROSH leader) when asked about the new Piece Corpse replied that Piece Corpse is built on top of pieces or corpses destroyed by TWC and TIGER. He is happy however that he has successfully recruited some extra members into the alliance as well. He claimed no responsibility of ROSH actions in the past and wishes to be left alone after this debacle so he can rebuild the empire for TLI.

Jinchf, one of the brave general of TIGER, has commented that he will not rest until he make sure that ex-ROSH members are ridiculed for having a go at TIGER. "ROSH was pathetic, trying to war us while we are still fighting AO and UN". "You did remember that Othafa was one of TLI's general. What about TLI now holding ROSH's cities?", einstein asked. "They will have to answer us for that issue.", jinchf answered. No comments yet received from flamingchrome, the president of TLI.

More news coming in on World GEWar Continues...
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News flash:

In order to satisfy the reader's hunger for more news, einstein has sent his crews accompanied by troops directly onto the heart of the battle. Within few hours, 3 cities are released from Piece Corpse's controls and Al Gewaria's crews are spread over these cities to find Osama.

Unfortunately all of our photographers are killed in mission by mrfix, who relentlessly counter-attack these cities. Therefore, regrettably, none of the photos taken are salvagable at this point. If you do have photos of this battle, please do send it to einstein as appreciation for all those photographers who died unexpectedly in this battle.

On another note, cooldude from TLI has finally spoken after some of our troops inadvertently engaged TLI's troops in Chennai, India. "We want properties in this region. Peace off", he threatened.

othafa
10-01-2006, 11:16 PM
small but deadly ROSH has crumbled into pieces.

well there's quite a lot I could say about this article..but I'll save it for a later date...lol

however I just couldn't resist pointing out straight away that "small but deadly" doesn't really work with "crumbled into pieces" in the same sentence.

Also I'd like to point out that 7 members of ROSH...yes only 7 have been in the top ten of this game since the reset..it was only a matter of time before the strategic brilliance of 24 TWC members backed up by the mighty TIGER with their 41 members..caused ROSH to drop into the deepest darkest ranks of the alliance pages (that's 12th for those that are not paying attention.)

However we welcome this battle, it's kind of like walking out of a bank and into Baghdad...it's a war game people...and yes einstein..you can quote me on that

einstein
10-01-2006, 11:22 PM
Sorry, can't resist to use journalism words mambo-jumbo. From ROSH to Pieces Corpse, hence why crumbled into pieces. :p I think you understand that it's hyperbolism of course. You're still within the radar. :)

Cosmo_Kramer
10-01-2006, 11:36 PM
however I just couldn't resist pointing out straight away that "small but deadly" doesn't really work with "crumbled into pieces" in the same sentence.

Also I'd like to point out that 7 members of ROSH...yes only 7 have been in the top ten of this game since the reset..it was only a matter of time before the strategic brilliance of 24 TWC members backed up by the mighty TIGER with their 41 members..caused ROSH to drop into the deepest darkest ranks of the alliance pages (that's 12th for those that are not paying attention.)

Well, you guys were pretty opportunistic and stayed out of major wars to my memory...

That said, it's been fun so far, and you guys have put up quite a fight.

And by the way, TIGER's involvement was totally unrelated to ours. We just saw some opportunity staring us in the face a few days ago, so we capitalized on it.

Anyways, the battle isn't over yet, so let's keep having fun! ;baddy

Octavian
10-02-2006, 03:18 AM
Piece Corpse replied that Piece Corpse is built on top of pieces or corpses destroyed by TWC and TIGER.

And I thought it was meant to be a play on the words 'Peace Corps'. :(

Generic42
10-02-2006, 03:33 AM
Octavian's right, I just thought you couldn't spell :p

yajalada
10-02-2006, 04:49 AM
And I thought it was meant to be a play on the words 'Peace Corps'. :(

Testy Tiger devoured his rival without chewing. Hmm, sorry for that word, should be, tiger is an animal, couldn't be leant for chewing gum ;)

Octavian
10-02-2006, 11:12 AM
Are tigers really that ferocious? Why not call yourselves MANKIND? :P