View Full Version : Sacrificial Holocaust in Australia


HouseOfRothschild
06-17-2011, 09:28 PM
Written by, Fred Savage Al GEWaria Press

Last night a horrific event took place in Coober Pedy, Australia. Nearly 15,000 men were systematically exterminated by the Rothschilds in what residents of Coober Pedy call a 'literal sacrifice to satan'. I have painstakingly taken the time to acquire an insider's photograph of satan, we here at Al GEWaria want no reader left in the dark.

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According to insider reports, the men sacrificed were Chinese prisoners of war that the Rothschilds captured in a previous raid on WTO cities the night before. The POWs were told they were being taken back to WTO cities to be reunited with their loved ones, and according to reports, the POWs were elated at the news and were more than happy to manufacture the vehicles that were used to transport them to their dooms.

Once each convoy of POWs arrived at the outskirts of Coober Pedy, they were led at gunpoint to the top of a small, recently built pyramid missing its cap stone. Eye witness reports state this "pyramid" was thirteen feet in height and 21.8 feet in width, or 666 centimeters, at its base. Each Chinese prisoner was dutifully executed with a .45ACP round at close range, while every 6th, 13th, and 33rd prisoner was tortured beyond the known limits of humanity for hours on end with the ritual of '200 cuts'. *

I personally was in Coober Pedy earlier today and can bare witness to this horrific tragedy. In all my wonder years I have never seen this much carnage and inhumanity. What will WTO do to compensate for the pain, humiliation, and suffering their Chinese residents must keep enduring for living under the rule of such incompetent leaders? Chinese civil unrest is expected to continue to increase as a result of these latest developments.


Al GEWaria's NEWS YOU CAN USE!
written by, Fast Facts Freddy

The 200 Cuts
The 200 cuts is a ritual of the Nigerian people of the Ju Ju religious persuasion. Ju Ju is the parent religion of Santeria as well as a few other voodoo styled religions, all whose roots can be traced back to the African continent. The actual ritual was usually performed on goats, but humans were also used, and a lot more than one would think. When this ritual was used at its peak purpose, which was the "enslaving of the victim's soul", then a human being was an absolute requirement.

The intended purpose of the ritual was to enslave a victim's soul, thus binding them to a particular person, usually the buyer of this said "service", and in doing so this would grant "powers" of some nature to the "buyer" of this soul. Their belief was that the more pain a person went through before death, the more power they would attain from the ritual. This is why the 200 cuts was used.

The procedure involved a very sharp knife, usually a scalpel (believe me, using a sharp instrument is the extent of their kindness) that would make very precise incisions all over the person's body. The incisions would be very shallow, deep enough only to penetrate the final layers of skin. Then slowly, one by one strips of skin would be peeled off by hand until 200 strips had been (watch it here comes a Fast Facts Freddy pun) stripped from the body. Since the whole point of this ritual is pain, the unfortunate victim must remain alive for all 200 strips, but not just alive, the now really unfortunate victim must remain awake. There was really only one way to make sure this was possible as the victim would inevitably pass out from the pain throughout the procedure; and this way was with the use of smelling salts that were literally jammed up the victim's nasal passages. So every time the victim passed out, the procedure would stop, a few moments later the victim would awaken from the intense burning in his nasal passages and the process continues until all 200 strips had been collected. Then the victim was put out of his misery via slashed carotid artery.

Luke
06-17-2011, 09:41 PM
Thanks for the new edition :). You put a lot of time and effort in it!

This is what the subforum needs. Posts written like funny newspaper articles.

RagingMongoose
06-17-2011, 09:42 PM
Another quality post, as is becoming expected! Keep up the good work man.

HouseOfRothschild
06-17-2011, 09:47 PM
Such good responses are the best motivation. It would be cool if by next round I could have a News Paper set up to cover the round. Perhaps find some others on here that would like to be writer/posters that would go along with the news paper format. For instance perhaps some cover only their region they are mostly in, since it would probably be the most interesting for them, and they would have the most info to add. And then maybe others would like to do a special column kind of posting. Just think about it we could have a "Ask Peon" column. hahahah

Peonboss
06-17-2011, 10:38 PM
Dude be happy with a good post, tossing a jab at me means you just get it derailed....

stanley6148
06-17-2011, 10:46 PM
keep it up house! I look forward to the next edition.

Cash
06-17-2011, 11:19 PM
Written by, Fred Savage Al GEWaria Press

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Fred Savage is Totally Awesome...;beer

HouseOfRothschild
06-18-2011, 01:02 AM
^^^^ lmfao

HouseOfRothschild
07-26-2011, 02:13 AM
Spam

I think he is a closet Fred Savage fan.

Cash
07-26-2011, 02:19 AM
Spam

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HouseOfRothschild
07-26-2011, 02:41 AM
^^^ Hahahahha Now that the bot has had his "fix" maybe he will vanish.

RagingMongoose
07-26-2011, 05:44 AM
^^^ Hahahahha Now that the bot has had his "fix" maybe he will vanish.

I think you'll find the bot you refer to met the same end as 200-300 of his other spambot comrades did at the hands of a mongoose in the last 24 hours! "Vanished" would be a nice way of describing their rather grim end haha.

HouseOfRothschild
07-26-2011, 05:53 AM
I think you'll find the bot you refer to met the same end as 200-300 of his other spambot comrades did at the hands of a mongoose in the last 24 hours! "Vanished" would be a nice way of describing their rather grim end haha.

Well thanks for the behind the scenes holocaust dude. I know what a nuisance they can be.