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09-26-2010, 04:10 PM
Congo Times Online
News for Central Africa
Sept 25, 2010, 2:14PM CAT (Central Africa Time)
UFO SIGHTING OVER CITY OF ISIRO, D.R. CONGO
Inhabitants of Isiro reported the sighting of an UFO over their city yesterday. Witnesses say that a bright flash could be seen in the sky, and a blurring, blinking and hundreds of meters large flying object landed northwest of the city. All shops, stores, hotels, banks in the city were closed. The authorities of the WTO Government blocked all roads and commanded a curfew. Civilians hide in their houses and miserable slum huts and indeed they have good reasons to be frightened. Since months no day passes by without new reports of alien ships appearing on the planet fighting against the warlords of WTO. There is no communication about why these nightmarish creatures like to occupy the world. Recently there were numerous reports of huge alien space ships landing all over Africa and fighting against superiority of the WTO armies. It is estimated that hundred thousands of humans and aliens already died in guerilla attacks and huge battles.
Our Correspondent for Alien Affairs R. Eporter said that after the landing the northwest outskirts of Isiro were evacuated and there was absolutely no sign of life outside or in the ship. For a whole day not a single scout cruiser or alien aircraft was started from the landed alien space ship. According to a WTO official this ship is most probably a permanent alien headquarter and will be used for military operations all over the continent, same like lots of other headquarters in Africa.
After some hours the people of Isiro left their hide-outs again and life continued nearly as much busy as before. Apparently the existence of aliens does not permanently scare the people any more.
An isiro farmer said: "Our country suffers from war, devastation, poverty caused by humans for almost 50 years now. Can alien oppressors be worse than the WTO authorities who squeeze out the wealth of the Congo the same way like european colonists or our own dictators did who were also just marionettes of the european capitalist regimes?"
Sept 26, 2010, 5:22PM CAT
ALIENS IN ISIRO START INVASION
Our correspondent reports that the aliens of the Isiro Headquarter now started an invasion. Several heavily armed tanks and aircraft spread out and marched on to the cities of Kisangani, Kindu, Obo and other cities of the region. The people of Isiro are prepared for the worst but apparently the aliens have shown no troop movement agains their city yet. WTO armies have enforced the city, artillery fired on the headquarter but the it does not seem to be damaged till now.
Witnesses say there was only little resistance on the alien operation, but there was a heavy battle reported from Bujumbura, WTO armies retained that city but had to surrender when the aliens brought new troops of infantry to the city.
As of now the fight is still going and the people pray to God that no side will use nuclear weapons.
News for Central Africa
Sept 25, 2010, 2:14PM CAT (Central Africa Time)
UFO SIGHTING OVER CITY OF ISIRO, D.R. CONGO
Inhabitants of Isiro reported the sighting of an UFO over their city yesterday. Witnesses say that a bright flash could be seen in the sky, and a blurring, blinking and hundreds of meters large flying object landed northwest of the city. All shops, stores, hotels, banks in the city were closed. The authorities of the WTO Government blocked all roads and commanded a curfew. Civilians hide in their houses and miserable slum huts and indeed they have good reasons to be frightened. Since months no day passes by without new reports of alien ships appearing on the planet fighting against the warlords of WTO. There is no communication about why these nightmarish creatures like to occupy the world. Recently there were numerous reports of huge alien space ships landing all over Africa and fighting against superiority of the WTO armies. It is estimated that hundred thousands of humans and aliens already died in guerilla attacks and huge battles.
Our Correspondent for Alien Affairs R. Eporter said that after the landing the northwest outskirts of Isiro were evacuated and there was absolutely no sign of life outside or in the ship. For a whole day not a single scout cruiser or alien aircraft was started from the landed alien space ship. According to a WTO official this ship is most probably a permanent alien headquarter and will be used for military operations all over the continent, same like lots of other headquarters in Africa.
After some hours the people of Isiro left their hide-outs again and life continued nearly as much busy as before. Apparently the existence of aliens does not permanently scare the people any more.
An isiro farmer said: "Our country suffers from war, devastation, poverty caused by humans for almost 50 years now. Can alien oppressors be worse than the WTO authorities who squeeze out the wealth of the Congo the same way like european colonists or our own dictators did who were also just marionettes of the european capitalist regimes?"
Sept 26, 2010, 5:22PM CAT
ALIENS IN ISIRO START INVASION
Our correspondent reports that the aliens of the Isiro Headquarter now started an invasion. Several heavily armed tanks and aircraft spread out and marched on to the cities of Kisangani, Kindu, Obo and other cities of the region. The people of Isiro are prepared for the worst but apparently the aliens have shown no troop movement agains their city yet. WTO armies have enforced the city, artillery fired on the headquarter but the it does not seem to be damaged till now.
Witnesses say there was only little resistance on the alien operation, but there was a heavy battle reported from Bujumbura, WTO armies retained that city but had to surrender when the aliens brought new troops of infantry to the city.
As of now the fight is still going and the people pray to God that no side will use nuclear weapons.