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thomas85
09-26-2010, 04:10 PM
Congo Times Online
News for Central Africa


Sept 25, 2010, 2:14PM CAT (Central Africa Time)
UFO SIGHTING OVER CITY OF ISIRO, D.R. CONGO

Inhabitants of Isiro reported the sighting of an UFO over their city yesterday. Witnesses say that a bright flash could be seen in the sky, and a blurring, blinking and hundreds of meters large flying object landed northwest of the city. All shops, stores, hotels, banks in the city were closed. The authorities of the WTO Government blocked all roads and commanded a curfew. Civilians hide in their houses and miserable slum huts and indeed they have good reasons to be frightened. Since months no day passes by without new reports of alien ships appearing on the planet fighting against the warlords of WTO. There is no communication about why these nightmarish creatures like to occupy the world. Recently there were numerous reports of huge alien space ships landing all over Africa and fighting against superiority of the WTO armies. It is estimated that hundred thousands of humans and aliens already died in guerilla attacks and huge battles.
Our Correspondent for Alien Affairs R. Eporter said that after the landing the northwest outskirts of Isiro were evacuated and there was absolutely no sign of life outside or in the ship. For a whole day not a single scout cruiser or alien aircraft was started from the landed alien space ship. According to a WTO official this ship is most probably a permanent alien headquarter and will be used for military operations all over the continent, same like lots of other headquarters in Africa.
After some hours the people of Isiro left their hide-outs again and life continued nearly as much busy as before. Apparently the existence of aliens does not permanently scare the people any more.
An isiro farmer said: "Our country suffers from war, devastation, poverty caused by humans for almost 50 years now. Can alien oppressors be worse than the WTO authorities who squeeze out the wealth of the Congo the same way like european colonists or our own dictators did who were also just marionettes of the european capitalist regimes?"

Sept 26, 2010, 5:22PM CAT
ALIENS IN ISIRO START INVASION

Our correspondent reports that the aliens of the Isiro Headquarter now started an invasion. Several heavily armed tanks and aircraft spread out and marched on to the cities of Kisangani, Kindu, Obo and other cities of the region. The people of Isiro are prepared for the worst but apparently the aliens have shown no troop movement agains their city yet. WTO armies have enforced the city, artillery fired on the headquarter but the it does not seem to be damaged till now.
Witnesses say there was only little resistance on the alien operation, but there was a heavy battle reported from Bujumbura, WTO armies retained that city but had to surrender when the aliens brought new troops of infantry to the city.
As of now the fight is still going and the people pray to God that no side will use nuclear weapons.

lmylls
09-26-2010, 04:31 PM
Haha that's a good one though...
but we shall win.. :)

thomas85
09-26-2010, 05:13 PM
Congo Times Online
News for Central Africa


Sept 26, 2010, 4:13PM CAT
BREAKING NEWS

The city of of Kisangani, D.R. Congo has been hit by an airstrike and then occupied by an Alien army division. A strict curfew has been announced, alien military police patrols through the ruins of the city. The newsrooms of Congo Times Online in a southern borough of Kisangani are severly damaged, we are forced to cease all activity until further notice. The editoral offices will be moved to an underground bunker.

We apologize for inconvenience!

leonhart0512
09-26-2010, 08:34 PM
+1 some things are def worth reading

thomas85
09-26-2010, 09:14 PM
Congo Times Online
News for Central Africa


Sept 26, 2010, 23:14PM CAT (Central Africa Time)
MESSAGE FROM ALIEN COMMAND

Dear Earth Men,

a little research showed that some of you ridiculous "internet users" like to make jokes about electric circuits, like here (http://xkcd.com/356/) for example. (Side note: The riddle posted there is incredibly easy to solve, we did that already centuries ago. It shows how retarded your "mathematics" & "physics" are. The answer is 42 Ohms.)
Anyway, I we take this as occasion to show you a circuit as well, I bet you can figure it out.
http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r448/thomas3085/resistance_is_futile.jpg
If you don't understand this, no worries, you will find out soon.

COMMENT BY EDITORS OF CONGO TIMES

We did NOT post this, our server was hacked, we are working on re-gaining control over our systems.
We have no knowledge about this message being authentic or just a hoax.
We apologize for inconvenience.

ghostdog
09-26-2010, 09:15 PM
http://www.gewar.net/forum/picture.php?albumid=135&pictureid=1085

Cash
09-29-2010, 09:52 PM
http://screencrave.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/zz11a34bd61.jpg

Cash
09-29-2010, 09:58 PM
Can't believe we are having a festival...

http://www.ufomystic.com/wp-content/uploads/alien-abduction-poster-web.jpg

ghostdog
10-06-2010, 01:47 AM
Weekly World News (http://weeklyworldnews.com/)

The World’s Only Reliable News!
ALIENS BURN SOUTH AFRICAN VILLAGE (http://weeklyworldnews.com/alien-alert/14834/aliens-burn-south-african-village/)


October 5, 2010 by Erik Van Datiken
http://www.gewar.net/forum/picture.php?albumid=135&pictureid=1103 JOHANNESBURG – A band of ruthless aliens descended on a small, prosperous South African village, plundered their gold and burned it to the ground!
That is the astounding claim of eyewitnesses who survived the nightmare attack.
“They came out of the sky like locusts, in three enormous spaceships,” recalled horrified George Gwangwa, one of only 60 people who escaped the devastated town of Matlala alive.
“They strode through the village square firing powerful weapons left and right. Those of us who could ran and took cover in the jungle – the others were incinerated where they stood.”
Before the incident, the idyllic village – too small to appear on most maps – was a peaceful vacation site with only 110 year-round residents. Sitting on the bank of a tranquil river, it was home to several wealthy families, a resort hotel and a bustling marketplace renowned for eye-catching gold items.
But on October 5 that about 11:30am, all hell broke loose.
“When the saucers appeared, everyone ran to watch them hover,” said Gwangwa. “Then the spaceships settled gently down and about two dozen tall, hairless creatures with black, inhuman eyes poured out.
“I watched from the bushes as the menacing invaders marched through the marketplace scooping up everything gold they could find – from statues to jewelry. Then they went up ramps to their ships.
As one of the saucers rose, it fired off a deadly parting shot, said Gwangwa. “The town began to take on a reddish glow – and then it burst into flames.”
The government of South Africa is keeping a tight lid on the crisis, officially denying any saucer attacks have taken place.
But UFO researchers consider the incident an ominous sign. “We can only hope that hese were renegade aliens – not acting as part of a larger plan,” noted one expert.

Cash
10-08-2010, 02:57 PM
News from the UN..."We don't negotiate with Aliens" this will be a mistake!


• Last week, some British news reports suggested that Malaysian astrophysicist Mazlan Othman was angling to become Earth's ambassador to alien civilizations, in her capacity as the head of the U.N. Office for Outer Space Affairs. Othman quickly denied that she was after such an appointment, and expanded upon that denial this week in an Associated Press interview. "I think it's cool, but no, I am not about to be appointed the ambassador to aliens," she said.

Othman told AP that she didn't know who should be in charge in the event that extraterrestrials make contact, but thinks a protocol should be put in place. "All I have been saying is that there are many forums for such discussions, and the U.N. is, of course, one of those forums that can be used. I am not saying that the U.N. must be used," she said.

AP also quotes British UFO investigator Nick Pope as saying there was no clear legal procedure in place for handling alien contact. "My view is that it will be events-led," he said.

However, as we noted earlier this week, scientists have indeed worked out protocols for dealing with alien contact — protocols that would include a role for Othman's boss, U.N. Secretary-General Ban-Ki Moon. Now the hard part begins: getting people like Moon and Othman and Pope to read the fracking manual.

thomas85
10-08-2010, 03:58 PM
lol this is an official U.N. statement? Or did you take that from onion news? :D

Spywareagen7
10-08-2010, 04:00 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-450467/Found-20-light-years-away-New-Earth.html

There is no life on this planet, trust me.

Cash
10-08-2010, 04:23 PM
lol this is an official U.N. statement? Or did you take that from onion news? :DHere is the page.....
http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/10/07/5253914-ufo-tales-just-keep-going-and-going?GT1=43001

serious stuff.:rofl

thomas85
10-08-2010, 05:12 PM
lol the "fracking manual (http://cosmiclog.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2010/10/04/5229557-et-calling-heres-what-to-do)" was made by some collaborators of the SETI project and says:
"Confirmed detections: If the verification process confirms by the consensus of the other investigators involved and to a degree of certainty judged by the discoverers to be credible that a signal or other evidence is due to extraterrestrial intelligence, the discoverer shall report this conclusion in a full and complete open manner to the public, the scientific community, and the Secretary General of the United Nations..."


However, what the Alien Commander On Earth said to Congo Times Online casts a different kind of light on the matter of SETI:
"With no doubt you can say that the so called "Search for Extra-Terrestial Intelligence" was a total fail for the so-called "humans". Not only that this ridiculous project did not detect us until we were here, it is worse. Since our arrival we have been searching for intelligence among the creatures who always lived on earth and so far we were not successful."

Cash
10-08-2010, 05:28 PM
Congo Times Pictures


This picture was taken not long ago from our drone spacecraft flying over Europe in a non-alien occupied city...

http://www.jonco48.com/blog/car_20wash.jpeg