同学聚会，自从毕业后，好多同学都混得有模有样，我却默默无闻，在一家工厂当制图员，每月和丈夫一起靠着不 多的收入共同撑着这个家。我本不打算去，可禁不起同学们的一片盛情，只好答应。


丈夫正在帮儿子复习功课，儿子就要上初中了，为了上一所好中学，这段时间丈夫没少操心，东奔西走，至今还没 着落呢。看了儿子一眼，我走出了家门。
长安酒店是高级酒店，我走进包房的时候，同学们都已到齐。还没坐稳，一张张名片就飞了过来，一看一个个不是 总经理就是带长的，就连以前成绩总是甩尾的阿辉也当上了派出所所长。望着服务小姐端上眼花缭乱的菜肴，我真 感叹自己孤陋寡闻，光这一桌就足以抵我三个月的收入了。


阿辉像宴席的主人一样不停地招呼大家吃，不时地为这个斟酒、为那个夹菜，嘴里还说："只管吃，算我的。"大伙也没任何拘束，一 轮接一轮地交杯把盏、海阔天空地闲聊。酒足饭饱之后，天色已不早，此次聚会该结束了。可究竟谁埋单，我看大 伙好像都没有要慷慨解囊的意思。


这时候阿辉掏出手机，按了一串号码，然后说："小李，今晚所里扫黄抓到人没有？哦！刚抓到———好！好！ 随便送一个到天安酒店来给我埋单。"说完，他得意地把手机放进了口袋，一旁的同学跟着哄笑起来。
十五分钟不到，一个中年人就进来了，他看了账单，不禁皱了皱眉头，看来他身上的现钞也不足。他随即也拿出手 机，拨了一串号码，说："廖工吗？我是马校长呀！你儿子要转学读我们学校的事，我今天就给你拍板定下来了……不过我今晚请朋友吃饭， 你过来埋单好吗？在长安酒店503包厢……"


二十分钟后，有人敲了敲包厢的门，门被打开了。当我见到戴着副高度近视眼镜的丈夫站在门口时， 我晕倒了……

according to free online translation;

Schoolmate the meeting, since the graduation, many schoolmates all mixes has the mold to have the type, I remain obscure actually, in a factory works as the draughtsman, each month of and the husband closes right up against not many income to support this family together together.I originally did not plan, may unable to stand up unable to bear schoolmates a piece of great kindness, has to comply.
The husband was helping the son to review the schoolwork, the son wants on the junior middle school, in order to on a good middle school, this period of time husband little has not worried, bustled about, until now does not have the whereabouts.Looked at son one, I took up jobs.
The Chang An hotel is the high-quality hotel, I enter reserves a room, schoolmates all have arrived in full.Has not sat steadily, a name card flew, as soon as looked one all is not general manager is the belt long, before the result always flung the tail the Arab League splendor also to work as police inspector.Looks is serving the cooked food which young lady carries is dazzled, I really sighed oneself friendless and unlearned, light this table on arrived sufficiently my for three month-long the income.
The Arab League splendor banquet master equally does not stop likely greets everybody to eat, often pours out wine for this, clamps the vegetable for that, in the mouth added: “eats by all means, calculates me.“everybody also do not have any restricts, one turn meets turn place to hand over the cup to propose a toast, to chat boundlessly.After thank you for the lovely dinner, the weather not early, this meeting should end.Actually can who bury the list, I looked everybody probably do not have the meaning which must give money generously.
At this time the Arab League splendor pulls out the handset, according to a string number, then said: “Xiao Li, tonight in the institute the campaign against pornography catches the human not to have? Oh! Just caught - - - well! Good! Delivers one to come casually to the Tianan hotel to me to bury the list.“said, he happily admitted the handset the pocket, one side schoolmate with has been laughing.

somehow i think this is largely incorrect lol.

somehow i think this is largely incorrect lol.

haha yeah that sounds weird :D

somehow i think this is largely incorrect lol.

Yeah, I've given up trying to use online translation for Chinese posts, unless they're very short. It seems online translation doesn't do well with large sections of Chinese text.

Seeing as your translation came back with such a strange response, I thought I'd run it through Google translate - the results are equally as strange as yours Carach:

Reunion since graduation, many students are like everyone can get a model, I obscure, in a factory when the cartographer, and her husband with a monthly income of not more than rely on the common pluggin the house. I did not intend to go, can not withstand the students of a kind, had promised.

Husband is the son of homework help, should the junior high school son to to a good secondary school, less time to worry about her husband did not, traveling all, it has not landed. Saw his son one, I walked out of the house.
Chang An Hotel is luxury hotel, I went into the private room when the students are all here. No sooner sat down, draw a card on the fly over, a look at a month is not a general manager with a long, even before the results are always drift of Fai also became director of the police station. The lady looked dazzling side dishes, I really lamented that her ignorant, light enough to touch me this table a three-month income.

Fai as the feast of the owner greeted us as constantly eating, from time to time for the pour for that and take their food, his mouth said: "Just eat, count me." Everybody has not any constraint, one after another cup wheel to cross the light, brighter future to chat. Satiated, the weather has not earlier, the party in the end. Who pays the bill can be, I think everyone seems to have no meaning to be generous.

Fai took out his cell phone this time, by a string of numbers, and then said: "Romantic, evening caught in anti-vice did not? Oh! Just caught - - good! Good! Easily sent to a hotel to Tian An me pay the bill. "Then he proudly put phone in his pocket, along with laughter up the side of students.
Less than 15 minutes, a middle-aged man came in, he saw the bill, can not help but frowned, seems to have enough cash on him. He then also pulled out his cellphone and dialed the number string, said: "Liao work? I was Ma Xiaochang Yeah! Transfer your son to read our school, and I'll give you green light today ... ... but I decided on this Ask your friends to eat late, you pay the bill over you? in Chang'an Hotel 503 box ... ... "

One thing that is clear is that this should not be in GEWar Talk :p

EDIT: and it was moved :D

perhaps he is trying to say that he's gone to school and doesnt have much time for gewar anymore im not sure :/

or he is telling us about a holiday which resulted in him meeting up with the arab league lol......

it was a joke about paying bills for classmates but sad...... it is true

天啊 看了上面的评论 我无语
Oh my God!!
Read the comments above ,then i have no idea.......

老外都闪一边去，瞎凑热闹。


比那些低级笑话好多了。

哎，