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RomulusJ
02-03-2006, 06:10 AM
You're a CHEESEBURGER!!!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. :cool:
T.
Brendo
02-03-2006, 07:40 AM
You are War_Peace:evil
My favourite insults are from/by Blackadder (http://www.zaputa.com/Blackadderweb/Insults/insults_1.htm)
Blitzkrieg
02-03-2006, 07:49 AM
"That guy over there says that your a fatty-fatty boom-baa."
This is great because instead of looking like the bad guy and getting in trouble you can pass yourself off as the messenger and be free from blame and the target still cops the insult with the added bonus of someone else you don't like getting into trouble. That's 2 birds with one stone.
jammo
02-03-2006, 09:29 AM
Blitz this forum will be heaven for you. no more dog box! ;)
Your mother is your father!!
wandweaver
02-03-2006, 10:43 AM
[ insert name here ]. Putting the ass in class since [ insert year of birth here ].
puLse-mYstiCurSe
02-03-2006, 10:53 AM
Your dick is so small when you hold it with four fingers taking a piss; you piss over 2 of them...
I would need fingers like needles to hold mine with 4 fingers...too short for that.
puLse-mYstiCurSe
02-03-2006, 11:04 AM
How about these:
1. If someone says you fat then you turn around and say, "The reason i'm so fat is because every time i **** your mom she gives me a cookie..."
2. If someone says blow me then you says, "No thanks i chock on small bones..."
3. Your mother is so fat... She looks in the mirror and it says to be continued...
You would bore the leggings off a village idiot. :D
Blackadder (http://www.zaputa.com/Blackadderweb/Insults/insults_1.htm)
Brilliant! Love Blackadder!
RomulusJ
02-03-2006, 12:18 PM
A wall is better at listening then you are!!
kitten
02-03-2006, 12:18 PM
Yo mumma jokes are always good....
http://www.thejokeyard.com/your_momma_jokes/joke_04027.html
Also, saying "You're a ........" whenever someone says something can be an insult and highly annoying :D
example: "Hey look there's a cow!" "you're a cow"
lame but there you go :P
RoswellJam
02-03-2006, 12:47 PM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. :cool:
T.
Monty Python rules!
Going a bit of topic, which is your favourite MP fim? Mine is the Holy Grail We are the knights who say Nee!
RomulusJ
02-03-2006, 12:51 PM
Monty Python rules!
Going a bit of topic, which is your favourite MP fim? Mine is the Holy Grail We are the knights who say Nee!
Off Topic!!! :furious
Listening to you is like a deaf person watching paint dry!!!
Life of Brian. Sorry Peeps if you don't find that funny you take Religion to seriously
Brendo
02-03-2006, 12:55 PM
Monty Python rules!
Going a bit of topic, which is your favourite MP fim? Mine is the Holy Grail We are the knights who say Nee!
I agree.
They are all good. My favourite scene is in the Holy Grail - The Black Knight (the guy that gets all his limbs cut off) - Bah, it is only a flesh wound!
But anyway, back to the insults...
RoswellJam
02-03-2006, 01:05 PM
I agree.
They are all good. My favourite scene is in the Holy Grail - The Black Knight (the guy that gets all his limbs cut off) - Bah, it is only a flesh wound!
But anyway, back to the insults...
You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
You just can't beat Shakespeare for insults!
WaywardTraveller
02-03-2006, 01:45 PM
Your dick is so small when you hold it with four fingers taking a piss; you piss over 2 of them...
At least I can hold mine :)
"Oh my God, look at you. Anyone else hurt in the accident?"
*chuckles*
T.
'Did you do a special education on being ugly? Guess you got your diploma'
WaywardTraveller
02-03-2006, 02:39 PM
"Yes, my mother did wear combat boots. She was in 1st Airborne. So what's your point?"
delldriver
02-03-2006, 02:55 PM
it better would have been for you if you had been allowed to die than you was a young boy/girl
RomulusJ
02-03-2006, 03:11 PM
Pardon me Sir (To a woman)
Pardon me Ma'am (To a man)
Rub your finger over your upper lip as if trying to tell the woman you are talking to they have something on their lip then go "Oh sorry its your moustache."
drunkmonkey00
02-03-2006, 04:07 PM
You Mom!
Shuts anyone up or if they try anything else...
Your Face!
speedfreak227
02-04-2006, 07:15 AM
Your mother is your father!!
can't you just hear someone saying, "Luke.........your mother is your father....." and then someone's hand gets cut off?
ok, maybe i'm the only one who heard it in my head.
speedfreak227
Entropy
02-04-2006, 01:02 PM
can't you just hear someone saying, "Luke.........your mother is your father....." and then someone's hand gets cut off?
ok, maybe i'm the only one who heard it in my head.
speedfreak227
Vader: Luke, I'm your mother's father. :nana
You are a mouldy piece of cheddar someone dropped and forgot under the couch.
T.
Hugh Bain
02-05-2006, 08:44 AM
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. :cool:
T.
He's not the masier he's just a naughty boy
hhmira
02-05-2006, 08:45 PM
You are War_Peace:evil
It is not a big insult right now, since many people here donīt know who was this player...
bringing to the present.....
YOU ARE MCLAMB!!
baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaa
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/38/Lammetje_%28Nunspeet_2004%29.jpg/800px-Lammetje_%28Nunspeet_2004%29.jpg
Lenin
02-05-2006, 10:51 PM
hahaha.. Great
It is not a big insult right now, since many people here donīt know who was this player...
bringing to the present.....
YOU ARE MCLAMB!!
baaaaaaaa baaaaaaaaaa baaaaaaaa
How about this, then - this ones a whopper:
"You are the cursed offspring of McLamb & Pulse-Mysticurse"
T.
jokosr
02-06-2006, 04:20 AM
how about plan old.....................yo momma..................
You've got more chins than a chinese phone book! ;dance
T.
Chayoss
02-08-2006, 08:50 PM
Your mother is like a hockey player - she only changes her pads ever 2 periods
;uzi pwnt
Red Ivan
02-09-2006, 04:21 AM
How about this, then - this ones a whopper:
"You are the cursed offspring of McLamb & Pulse-Mysticurse"
T.
^best forum post. EVER.
my personal favorites (WARNING: REAL HARD HITTERS, NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART):
"you're not funny."
"you have no friends."
RomulusJ
02-12-2006, 10:36 PM
Your aim is as good as Dick Cheney's!
Red Ivan
02-12-2006, 11:20 PM
Your aim is as good as Dick Cheney's!
True story: instead of calling our new alliance lords of war, i nominated "Cheney's Dicks". hope that wasn't too crass for you kids.
jammo
02-12-2006, 11:32 PM
here's a topical one: -
Your posts are as insightful as GEFourtwenty's!!!!!!
ghetto bob
03-11-2006, 01:01 AM
Your mother was a man, and your father wished he was.
Your mother was a man, and your father wished he was.
HAHAHAHAHAH!
Reminds me of an old Brian Molko (Placebo) quote I've always loved;
"I'm twice the man you'll ever be, and more woman than you'll ever get."
T.
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