So I start with 2000 troops. the next post will have to kill one of my soldiers, describe how they did that, and how many are left. so it should go something along the lines of:

One of your soldiers fell on top of a knife I left on the ground

1999

One of your soldiers threw the pin instead of the grenade...

1998 soldiers left.

one of the soldiers, a russian descendent, died of a heart attack for excess viagra consumption. He bet 5K euros with 2 women that he could make sex with them for 12 hours. He died instantaneoulsy a few minutes after won the bet.

unfortunately he didn´t have time to spend the money won....

1997 soldiers left.

One of your soldiers threw the pin instead of the grenade...

1998 soldiers left.
wow i shouldve trained him well lol

i also shouldve talked to the admins about this but no biggy, just a game right?

continue...

I will move it to the general games thread.
edit: moved to forum games

I will move it to the general games thread.
sweet thx!

One of your soldiers aimed his bazooka upwards but missed the target.
The missile then fell down...

1996 soldiers left.

One of the soldiers you recruited can't swim...

1995 soldiers reached the other coast of the river.

One of the soldiers you recruited can't swim...

1995 soldiers reached the other coast of the river.
He told me he was on his high school swim team ;waddle

He faked the certificate.

One soldier drank way to much at one evening and crashed against a tree when driving to the barracks.
Military police made a razzia in the barracks and found 113 (filled) bottles of booze.

1994 sober soldiers marched towards the airport to be brought to the battlefield.

One soldier took a wrong turn and ended up in Darkest Africa and while admiring the Big 5, didn't see the lion coming up behind him.

1993 Soldiers are doing a roaring trade elsewhere.

All of the soldiers started playing GEWar during their free time. One soldier told Luke the game was horrible.

1992 soldiers continued playing

One soldier was seen dancing and singing YMCA late at night in the barrack.
He was sacrified by other soldiers....

1991 soldiers keep listening Village People, but now with headphones...

1991 soldiers marched down the street when one soldier saw hostile troops lie in ambush. A shooting started ;uzi , the enemy troops were killed or busted but one of the general's soldiers died in the volley.

1990 soldiers went on and the scouts were even more attentive.

One of my soldiers shot a cow which was illegal. When the Peta Patrol came, they found out the cow was really Rosy Ol' Donnel. Now that the situation was a murder and that my soldier was in Texas, he was put on Death Row but was immideately pushed to the front of the line and executed in a matter of hours since the shooting of the "cow".

1989 of my soldiers fleed to California after shooting a real cow. ;waddle

One soldier decided to sit down and have a coffee break, and realized that the rest of the army had left without him, so he quit.

1988 soldiers left.

A soldier ran into my huge staff.


I discovered another hazard of being a shepherd.

1987 soldiers remain.

One soldier died because he did not shut his ***** mouth when billy mays was talking, so chuck norris came out of nowhere and stabbed him in face with a soldering iron.

1986 troops remain.

1985 troops marched through a small village when one soldier saw a beautiful woman looking through a window from inside a house. She smiled at him and the soldier smiled back. The troops left the village and marched some hours, but the soldier still couldn't forget the beautiful face of the woman. When they finally took a break in the evening the soldier secretly sneaked away and ran back to the village. He was never seen again.

1984 troops continued the march and sang love songs.

After hearing about the sacrifice of a soldier singing thier song, the village people hunted down the army of 1984 troops to avenge the death of there fan. The army didn't hear them coming since they were still wearing headphones. One soldier fell before the remaining troops reminded the Village people to stick to music and playing dress-up.
1983 continued the campaign vowing to never listen to the Village people again!!

One of my soldiers went on the battle field screaming :sho !!!!!! When he tried to run away, one of my other soldiers pulled his neck and slammed him to the ground. The force of the slam killed him.

1982 soldiers fought bravely and lived to see the turkey.

1982 soldiers went through a maize field when suddenly a never-seen-before creature appeared and bit on of the soldiers in his leg. The soldier pushed it away and aimed with the gun but the gun failed to shoot because of too much slam in it. The beast jumped up again and bit him in the throat when finally other soldiers fired on it but it was too late, the soldier died. The creature fell down hit by lots of bullets and suddenly disappeared into nothing!

1981 soldiers ran away from the field in panic but the general was able to calm them down and commanded to clean the weapons even more careful.

There were 1981 soldiers walking through a small ghost town, when one saw a camel and decided he better high-tail it out of the town.

1980 soldiers left.

1980 soldiers entered a forest, one of them found a banana and decided to live like his ancestors, in the trees.

1979 soldiers came out of the forest.

1979 soldiers left the forest and discovered tucson, arizona. They entered my econ 200 class to take our 2nd exam. Halfway through one soldier committed suicide.

1978 soldiers left the university of Arizona with failing grades.

1978 soldiers tried to answer first in Riccur's 50 geo question thread. One of them didn't so he hanged himself :angel

1977 soldiers continued winning geos